Terms of Service & Product Disclosure

Last updated: August 2026

Thank you for choosing Tee Bumps.

Tee Bumps is a lifestyle and novelty brand offering gag gifts, novelty golf accessories, apparel, hats, collectibles, drinkware, and other recreational products intended for entertainment, humor, gifting, and lawful personal enjoyment.

Tee Bumps products are sold strictly as novelty, gag-gift, recreational, or lifestyle products. They are not designed, manufactured, marketed, or sold for the consumption, preparation, storage, concealment, ingestion, inhalation, or administration of illegal drugs, controlled substances, or any other unlawful substance.

Please read these Terms of Service and Product Disclosure carefully before purchasing or using any product from TeeBumps.com.

1. Novelty & Gag-Gift Product Disclosure

Many Tee Bumps products are intentionally humorous, unconventional, satirical, or novelty-oriented. They are created to be conversation pieces, gag gifts, golf accessories, collectibles, or recreational lifestyle products.

Some products may feature unusual shapes, compartments, scoops, tubes, sliding mechanisms, trays, containers, or other novelty design elements.

These features are part of the novelty design and are not intended, designed, or marketed for illegal drug use or any other unlawful activity.

Tee Bumps does not encourage, promote, endorse, or condone the use of illegal drugs, controlled substances, or the misuse of any Tee Bumps product.

2. Intended Use

All Tee Bumps products must be used only for lawful purposes and in accordance with their intended recreational, novelty, gag-gift, collectible, apparel, golf, or lifestyle function.

Products should not be modified, repurposed, or used in a manner inconsistent with their intended purpose.

Any use of a Tee Bumps product for an illegal, unsafe, or unintended purpose is expressly prohibited.

3. Paraphernalia Disclaimer

Certain Tee Bumps products may have shapes, features, names, or designs that could be interpreted by some individuals as resembling items associated with drug paraphernalia.

Tee Bumps products are not sold or intended as drug paraphernalia.

Tee Bumps does not design, manufacture, advertise, market, or sell its products for use with illegal drugs, controlled substances, or prohibited substances.

Any novelty feature, including but not limited to a scoop, compartment, bowl-like shape, tube, tray, sliding component, container, or similar feature, is provided solely as part of the product's lawful novelty, gag-gift, recreational, collectible, or lifestyle design.

Using any Tee Bumps product with an illegal drug, controlled substance, or for any other unlawful purpose is contrary to its intended use and is strictly prohibited by Tee Bumps.

4. No Illegal Use

Tee Bumps products should never be used to possess, consume, prepare, process, store, conceal, transport, distribute, or otherwise facilitate the use of illegal drugs or controlled substances.

Customers are responsible for complying with all applicable federal, state, and local laws regarding the possession, purchase, use, transportation, and ownership of products purchased from Tee Bumps.

Tee Bumps reserves the right to refuse service, reject or cancel orders, or terminate customer relationships when Tee Bumps reasonably believes its products are being purchased, marketed, distributed, or used for unlawful purposes.

5. User Responsibility

By purchasing or using a Tee Bumps product, you acknowledge that you are responsible for using that product lawfully, safely, and only for its intended purpose.

Tee Bumps is not responsible for misuse of its products, including:

• Using a product with illegal drugs, controlled substances, or prohibited materials
• Modifying or altering a product for an unintended purpose
• Using a product in an unsafe, reckless, or unlawful manner
• Using a product in a location or manner where possession or use is prohibited
• Providing a product to another person for an unlawful purpose
• Any injury, damage, loss, penalty, or other consequence arising from unlawful or unintended use

Purchase of a Tee Bumps product does not constitute authorization or encouragement to use that product in violation of any law.

6. Compliance With Local Laws

Laws and regulations vary by jurisdiction. It is the customer's responsibility to determine whether the purchase, possession, transportation, gifting, or use of a particular Tee Bumps product is permitted where the customer is located.

Tee Bumps makes no representation that every product is lawful to possess or use in every jurisdiction.

Customers should not purchase or use a product if doing so would violate applicable law.

7. Safety

Tee Bumps products should always be handled responsibly and with reasonable caution.

Do not use, modify, or handle a product in a manner that could cause injury or damage to yourself, another person, or property.

Products intended as novelty or gag gifts should be treated accordingly and should not be relied upon for medical, safety, protective, or other purposes for which they were not specifically designed.

8. Customer Information & Privacy

When you purchase from TeeBumps.com, Tee Bumps may collect, process, store, and use personal information for purposes including order fulfillment, customer service, marketing, analytics, fraud prevention, product improvement, and other legitimate business operations.

Information may also be shared with service providers and business partners that assist Tee Bumps with activities such as payment processing, shipping, marketing, advertising, analytics, and website operations.

The collection and use of personal information is also subject to the Tee Bumps Privacy Policy and applicable privacy laws.

Tee Bumps does not sell sensitive financial information such as full payment-card information.

9. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise indicated, Tee Bumps product designs, logos, trademarks, product names, photographs, graphics, website content, and other branding materials are owned by or licensed to Tee Bumps.

They may not be copied, reproduced, distributed, modified, commercially exploited, or used without authorization from Tee Bumps or the applicable rights holder.

10. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Tee Bumps is not responsible for injury, damage, loss, fines, penalties, legal consequences, or other claims resulting from the misuse, modification, unlawful use, or unintended use of a Tee Bumps product.

Products are sold for their stated lawful, recreational, novelty, gag-gift, collectible, golf, apparel, or lifestyle purposes.

Nothing in these Terms is intended to exclude or limit liability that cannot legally be excluded or limited under applicable law.

11. Acceptance of Terms

By purchasing, possessing, gifting, or using a Tee Bumps product, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these Terms of Service and Product Disclosure and agree to use Tee Bumps products responsibly and in accordance with applicable law.

You further acknowledge that Tee Bumps products are sold for their stated lawful purposes and that any unlawful or unintended use is contrary to Tee Bumps' instructions and policies.

12. Contact Information

Tee Bumps Customer Support
Email: info@teebumps.com
Website: www.teebumps.com

Final Product Notice

Tee Bumps products are novelty, gag-gift, recreational, golf, collectible, apparel, and lifestyle products. They are intended to be fun, humorous, and entertaining. They are not intended for illegal drugs, controlled substances, or any unlawful activity.

Please use all Tee Bumps products responsibly, safely, and only for lawful purposes.

Thank you for being part of the Tee Bumps community.

Have fun. Keep it legal. Enjoy responsibly.